Thursday, January 12, 2012

Not a Review: Come on!

This is ridiculous.

http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=54200

Rant after the jump!


Can we cut it out with all the 3D re-releases?  People, stop paying for this nonsense!  Every time you feed the 3D machine, the studio heads decide they can make more money by releasing 25 year old movies with 3D tacked onto them instead of releasing quality, original films.  Do you really need to see a cartoon lion-man ballroom dancing in three dimensions?  It's not like the film was designed for 3D, so it's not even going to look good!  You're being duped!

Need something to take your kids to?  Try the museum, or the park, or the zoo, or a bus stop, or a housing project.  Literally anything would be better than taking them to see this garbage.  You're the problem, parent who paid 14 dollars to see Finding Nemo 3D, and who is now considering going back for Beauty and the Beast 3D.  Rent the DVD and crack open a beer. It'll be cheaper, less annoying, and better for all of us if you do.

Maybe I'll start a petition.

1 comment:

  1. I have seen two movies in 3D. Avatar and Tron. Avatar was not too bad, but it was not a "re-release". Tron was horrible. Watching movies in 3D makes my head hurt. I'm just glad they didn't re-release Footloose in 3D. Ha!

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